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Welcome to the BIGGEST DEAL OF YOUR LIFE!!

It's time for BIG PRIZES and BIG SHOTS!!

Updated 12-12-22!

Spamton's current .nar File! (mediafire mirror)
Cherry's Deltarune Balloon!! (mediafire mirror)

Are you looking for the ultimate companion to keep you company on those long and lonely nights? Are you looking for someone who can offer you INCREDIBLE DEALS that will give your empty life meaning and purpose and also happens to be from hit indie game Deltarune (spoiler warning btw)? Then LOOK NO MORE!! The SPAMTON G. SPAMTON UKAGAKA/GHOST is here for you to make all your dreams come true! And best of all, HE'S FREE!!

But what is an Ukagaka??

An Ukagaka/Ghost (or 伺か or 何か depending on who you ask) is a little desktop companion that will chat with you and maybe do little tasks around your computer if you ask. I made a video explaining more about what they are and I also have a big tutorial site if you want more information! They're mostly meant to keep you company and amuse you AND WHO BETTER THAN THE WORLD'S NUMBER1    RATED SALESMAN1997

What can Spamton do? What CAN'T he do!! You can ask him questions, buy AMAZING PRODUCTS, play the lottery or roulette wheel and other fun things! He can also check for updates and update himself remotely!

Not only is that an INCREDIBLE DEAL, but you can also PET SPAMTON FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!! This gets its own line because it's JUST THAT GOOD!!

This perfect Spamton was made by Quonit and Zarla (that's me!!)! I did the shell and Quo did most of the coding and we both did the dialogue. That's two expert creators for NO additional cost!!

But now that you're sold, you're probably wondering how to install Spamton and begin your business partnership! Well don't worry, a tutorial is included with no extra charge!


How do I do it?!?!

How to install

Spamton needs a program called SSP to run. You can think of it like SSP is the game console and Spamton is a cartridge you can plug into the console. But DON'T WORRY - SSP is COMPLETELY FREE and is a very small and lightweight program! It has the SPAMTON SEAL OF APPROVAL

(SSP will work on all versions of Windows newer than XP! There ARE ways to get it working on Mac and Linux machines, but I don't know much about those since I don't really have them to test. You can read more about that on my ghost tutorial site!)

  1. Go to SSP.shillest.net and download SSP! The site is in Japanese, but there should be a button near the top left that has complete install package on it in English. Download the install package, go to where you downloaded it, and run the .exe file. Install it to whatever folder you want!
  2. When it's done, go to the folder where it was installed and run SSP.exe, the program with the little bell icon. A catgirl named Emily should pop up and start talking to you in Japanese, then throw up a big menu. For now, ignore all of that, and just close the menu when it appears. You can also hold down a key to speed through her text. She might give you an input box too - she's just asking for your name. You can put in anything you want. Emily is the default ghost that comes with SSP, if you're wondering!
    Note: If Emily seems to disappear while doing things, make sure to check your taskbar for her little bell icon in case she minimized or something.
  3. Right-click the catgirl. It should bring up a long menu. If it's in English, then you have nothing to worry about. If it's not, go to the fourth option from the bottom, set it to English, then close the catgirl and reopen her. The right click menu should switch to English. Emily will still be in Japanese though.
  4. Download the ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON.nar file by right-clicking it and going to "save link as". This is the actual ghost! If that doesn't work you can also get him from Mediafire!
  5. Drag and drop the ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON.nar file onto Emily. She should look like she's installing something. She'll probably say Spamton's name when she's done.
  6. Right-click Emily and go to the "Change Ghost" tab. You should now see Spamton G Spamton listed! Switch over to him and start the BEST PARTNERSHIP OF YOUR LIFE

Spamton uses a Deltarune balloon made by Cherry! It should install along with him, but if it doesn't you can download it here and install it just like you installed his nar by dragging and dropping it onto Emily. His menus were laid out with this balloon specifically in mind so they may look weird if you use a different one. He also relies on the Determination Mono font, which is included in the Deltarune balloon's files. If you go into your SSP directory and go to SSP\balloon\deltarune_balloon, you should see DTM-Mono.otf and DTM-Sans.otf inside. Install those two fonts and he should be good to go!


If Emily won't install the files

What you can do instead is unpack the files manually. If you don't have an unzipping program (I think this is included with Windows now? but), I use 7-zip myself, it's free and pretty versatile.

First, extract the ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON.nar into a folder (a nar is basically a renamed zip file, any zip program should be able to unpack it. 7-zip can do it, for example). You should end up with a ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON folder, and inside the folder there should be two subfolders, called "ghost" and "shell". If everything's in place, cut the "ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON" folder, and paste it into the ssp\ghost folder, so the ssp\ghost folder should now have both an emily4 folder, and a ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON folder. Then close and reopen Emily, and see if Spamton is listed under "change ghost". If so, you're good!


Ghost! GHost! GHOST! Ghost.!

User Tips!

Spamton's desktop tray icon is a tiny picture of his face. If you don't see him, double click the icon! He might be minimized.

You can pet Spamton by moving your mouse back and forth over his head (you don't have to click)! You can also punch him by double clicking his face (it'll ask you if you're sure you want to hit him, so you can't do it by accident if you're worried).

Double-clicking his body will open up his menu for all the great deals you're thirsting for! Right-clicking him will bring up the SSP menu. You can use "NO ONE IS AS [[Classy]] AS ME!!" to change ghosts, and "Balloon" to change the balloon he's using.

To check for Spamton updates, right-click him and go to "HUNGRY FOR MOAR DEALS??" near the top of the menu, or hit Ctrl-U when he's the focus. He'll check for any new things and update himself automatically! I post about updates for him on my tumblr sometimes, and I have a DW entry with comments open here if you have something to report.

If you want him to stay on top of your windows, right click him, then go to Options - Preferences, then the Ghost(2) tab in the big menu that pops up. Check "Always Show Foreground" and that should do it.

If you want to make him bigger or smaller, right click him and go to shell scaling, then choose the percentage you like.

If you want to uninstall SSP, just delete the SSP folder. If you just want to uninstall Spamton, delete the ZQ_SP_SPAM-TON folder inside the SSP\ghost folder.

You can use the T key when he's the focus to make him say something, and the R key to make him repeat what he just said! You can also hold down CTRL to speed through his text.


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